Pulp fiction guy

Descripion:
The Green Man chooses a logo. The candidates are Neufert's Architects' Data, the Vitruvian man by da Vinci and the Modulor created by Le Corbusier.

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We can't use this as a logo, too square, tooo... rigid.

I can't see a thing... can you "Move to Front" me?

Yaaa!!!
I know this guy. He is from "Pulp Fiction"!

Tradition is tradition

Descripion:
The green man is looking for a logo. Library shelves settings and aisles dimensions, recommended highest self for children and adult. The woman in red humbly accepts the logo guidelines.

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…but a small research in the library will show that all precedents are male figures.

So what? I don’t understand why our logo must be something like Neufert's or the Vitruvian guy. I think that today, at the 21st century, we may as well consider a logo that is not a figure of a man. Equal representation is an important val…

ahhh… was it always nude man?

…and then, tradition is tradition and I'll just have to give up and accept it.

A line must be drowned

Descripion:
The green man and the woman in red are sitting on the floor. The green man speaks for the first time.

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Listen, we are trying to be professional here. This project suppose to be professional and in order. You must behave in a manner…

Excuse me! What are you trying here, to recreate the boring blue book? Who gives a shit about all that?

Ahhh, listen you just can't …

No, you listen. How long do you think you can write human agronomics without freaking? If there will be no action, the project won't go anywhere.
You better select a logo, find a sponsor… wake up!

And let me add another tip – sex sells.

What? What sex? That's it. A line must be drowned…

Well draw a dashed line! You are just like Neufert - "woman in the kitchen, man at the office". What, sex doesn't need agronomics?

She has a point.

Well well… what do you know…

Latent interior designer

Descripion:
The green man is sitting at the office work table, dining at the restaurant on a dining room chair, easy chair and armchair. The woman in red is filing and then, walking by him, she wonders about the green man's profession and gender preferences.

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Is he looking at me?

Hmmm… no.

He said he will be going out for Chinese… I don't get it? Why doesn't he ask me out? He is going to eat alone?

I'll just walk here... like that... slowly...

Is he checking me out?

Hmmm… no, no.

Nothing?...

Tell me? He is not gay by any chance?

O my god, maybe he is not an architect, maybe he is a latent interior designer?